if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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