Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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