Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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