We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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