do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
This baby is an asshole
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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