I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Everyone says I win the strip club
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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