Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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