I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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