Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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