Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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