I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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