how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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