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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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