just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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