problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Please don't give away my fajitas
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