can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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