How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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