he seriously made his penis a facebook.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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