What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
