I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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