I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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