she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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