# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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