you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I love having hate sex.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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