i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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