guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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