This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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