yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
