He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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