So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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