He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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