you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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