Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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