I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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