using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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