community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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