Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I had to cum in my sink.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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