She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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