No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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