its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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