He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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