That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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