we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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