So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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