I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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