I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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