sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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