we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Everclear isn't food dammit
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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