i don't like sucking hair
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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