Dual....:-)
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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